A night out is always a fun time, even if you don’t always remember it the next morning. A night out at UConn will have you thinking these thoughts after two shots too many.
“It’s definitely a good idea to order myself a whole pizza right now or an entire pound of Wings Over.”
Or both… is Blaze still open?
“Why did I wear these shoes?”
Heels are a nightmare and frat basements ruin your shoes every. Single. Time.
“Why can’t I have five dogs living in my dorm with me?”
Our mascot is a Husky so I think it should be allowed.
“Omg that’s the girl who sits three seats down from me in lecture…I should go hug her.”
*Instantly become best friends* *Sees each other next day and don’t speak a word to one another*
“I am the mf hottest b in this mf bar, I am a god.”
Tequila got me feelin’ myself.
“Why is Sergeant Pepps out of pizza slices?”
*followed by irrational tears of anger*
“Where do all these cute boys hide during the day? Is he actually a 9 or a 5?”
Or do I just have major drunk goggles right now?
“I NEED a calzone.”
D.P. Dough and nickel is a dangerous combination.
“Do you think the delivery driver will be cute?”
“Did I need to mix whiskey and tequila??? No.”
“Why do I do this on a Tuesday?”
Because Tuesday is Trivia. Why do I ever do this ever though is the real question.
“Did my hair really look like that all night?”
And why did no one tell me?
“Why did I dress like it’s summer when I have to wait half an hour outside in the line for nickel?”
“I just want to go to bed. Why did I put on all this makeup? It’s Teds.”
“Are the buses still running? Do I have to walk home?”
“Need. Water. Now.”
Inspired by: Drunk Thoughts About LeMoyne