In the traditional, self-deprecating nature of today’s typical college student, I have created this absolutely LIT playlist for Valentine’s Day, despite being completely and utterly alone. Why I did this, that is something I could never tell you. There’s nothing like driving through Storrs on a cold, winter night blasting music by your favorite artists that radiates love, lust, romance, passion and sheer happiness, until you catch a glimpse of yourself in the rearview mirror and realize what a stone-cold, emotionless f$#% you are. Still, because my life is totally devoid of affection, warmth or even another human being, it would be a PITY if this playlist went to waste, so here you go you disgusting little romantics.
- Selfish – Future, Rihanna – HNDRXX
- Privacy – Chris Brown – Privacy
- Quit (feat. Ariana Grande) – Cashmere Cat, Ariana Grande – 9
- Rendezvous – PARTYNEXTDOOR – COLOURS 2
- LOVE. FEAT. ZACARI. – Kendrick Lamar, Zacari – DAMN.
- Whatever You Need (feat. Chris Brown & Ty Dolla $ign) – Meek Mill, Chris Brown, Ty Dolla $ign – Wins & Losses
- Versace on the Floor – Bruno Mars – 24K Magic
- We Should Be Together – Pia Mia – We Should Be Together
- Love Galore – SZA, Travis Scott – Ctrl
- Sunset Lover – Petit Biscuit – Sunset Lover
- Miss You (with Major Lazer & Tory Lanez) – Cashmere Cat, Major Lazer, Tory Lanez – Miss You (with Major Lazer & Tory Lanez)
- Give U Dat – Nelly, Future – M.O.
- Fucking & Kissing (feat. Chris Brown) – A Boogie Wit Da Hoodie, Chris Brown – The Bigger Artist
- Some Way – NAV, The Weeknd – Some Way
- Scrub – PnB Rock – Catch These Vibes
- Teenage Fever – Drake – More Life
- Same Time Pt. 1 – Big Sean, TWENTY88 – I Decided.
- Can’t Wait – dvsn – Morning After
- Juicy Booty – Chris Brown, Jkene Aiko – Heartbreak on a Full Moon
- Curve (feat. The Weeknd) – Gucci Mane, The Weeknd – Mr. Davis
- Touch Me Tease Me – Tiara Thomas – Don’t Mention My Name
- Losin’ Control – Russ – There’s Really A Wolf
- Best Part (feat. H.E.R.) – Daniel Caesar, H.E.R. – Freudian
Click here for the complete Spotify playlist.