Absolutely Insane Valentine's Day Playlist That Will Make You Realize How Single You Are

In the traditional, self-deprecating nature of today’s typical college student, I have created this absolutely LIT playlist for Valentine’s Day, despite being completely and utterly alone. Why I did this, that is something I could never tell you. There’s nothing like driving through Storrs on a cold, winter night blasting music by your favorite artists that radiates love, lust, romance, passion and sheer happiness, until you catch a glimpse of yourself in the rearview mirror and realize what a stone-cold, emotionless f$#% you are. Still, because my life is totally devoid of affection, warmth or even another human being, it would be a PITY if this playlist went to waste, so here you go you disgusting little romantics.

  1. Selfish - Future, Rihanna - HNDRXX
  2. Privacy - Chris Brown - Privacy
  3. Quit (feat. Ariana Grande) - Cashmere Cat, Ariana Grande - 9
  4. Rendezvous - PARTYNEXTDOOR - COLOURS 2
  5. LOVE. FEAT. ZACARI. - Kendrick Lamar, Zacari - DAMN.
  6. Whatever You Need (feat. Chris Brown & Ty Dolla $ign) - Meek Mill, Chris Brown, Ty Dolla $ign - Wins & Losses
  7. Versace on the Floor - Bruno Mars - 24K Magic
  8. We Should Be Together - Pia Mia - We Should Be Together
  9. Love Galore - SZA, Travis Scott - Ctrl
  10. Sunset Lover - Petit Biscuit - Sunset Lover
  11. Miss You (with Major Lazer & Tory Lanez) - Cashmere Cat, Major Lazer, Tory Lanez - Miss You (with Major Lazer & Tory Lanez)
  12. Give U Dat - Nelly, Future - M.O.
  13. Fucking & Kissing (feat. Chris Brown) - A Boogie Wit Da Hoodie, Chris Brown - The Bigger Artist
  14. Some Way - NAV, The Weeknd - Some Way
  15. Scrub - PnB Rock - Catch These Vibes
  16. Teenage Fever - Drake - More Life
  17. Same Time Pt. 1 - Big Sean, TWENTY88 - I Decided.
  18. Can't Wait - dvsn - Morning After
  19. Juicy Booty - Chris Brown, Jkene Aiko - Heartbreak on a Full Moon
  20. Curve (feat. The Weeknd) - Gucci Mane, The Weeknd - Mr. Davis
  21. Touch Me Tease Me - Tiara Thomas - Don't Mention My Name
  22. Losin' Control - Russ - There's Really A Wolf
  23. Best Part (feat. H.E.R.) - Daniel Caesar, H.E.R. - Freudian

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