This Tuesday, September 29th is National Coffee Day! Several chains are offering free coffee to celebrate this momentous holiday (including Dunkin Donuts!) UC Cafes on campus are participating in the celebration by offering all size coffees for only $1.55 all day Tuesday. As we get ready for one of the best days of the year, let’s appreciate how this simple drink unites all coffee-lovers.
1. When you have more than your daily dose
2. When you order coffee and you know it’s burned and has probably been sitting out for hours, but you drink it anyway because you need the caffeine
3. When people claim to be a coffee lover, but they actually just want some coffee to go along with their cream and sugar
4. When you haven’t had your coffee after 9am
5. When a coffee-hater explains to you why they don’t like coffee
6. When you forget where your mouth is
7. When you drink your coffee like you normally do, but it’s steaming hot…
8. …and your tongue hurts for the rest of the week
9. When you can’t physically function without coffee
10. When someone asks for a sip of your coffee
11. When coffee gives you super strength
12. When coffee becomes your drug
13. When coffee is a bonding experience
14. When you realize you need to up your coffee game
15. When you are completely content with your coffee addiction
16. When coffee understands you like no one else can…
17. …and you realize that coffee is your best friend