1. I can’t believe they didn’t cancel class.
Do they even care about my well-being?
2. I already can’t feel my toes.
I should have just sucked it up and paid for some bean boots.
3. Am I crying because of the snow in my eyes or because I’m going to bio?
Probably both, tbh.
4. How long have I been walking? Is this long enough to get frostbite? How long does that take? Am I going to die?
5. *Nods in solidarity to passing students*
6. There’s only one set of footprints in the snow ahead of me.
What a brave soul.
7. I should just turn around and go home.
I think saving my toes might be more important than getting to class. I’m not sure, but probably.
8. Good thing I didn’t straighten my hair.
BECAUSE IT’S SOAKING WET.
9. I wonder if this coat makes me look puffy?
Y’know what, it’s fine. Everybody looks puffy and nobody wants to be cold.
10. I want to check my phone but I don’t want my hand to fall off, ja feels?
I’ve been thinking about attempting to Snapchat this experience but for once it might be best to just keep my hands in my pockets.
11. This is almost soothing. Left foot, right foot, crunch, crunch.
If only the cold wasn’t sneaking in through my scarf maybe I could find a way to enoy this.
12. I’m like an explorer, honestly.
Is this how Anna felt in Frozen?
13. I’m more like an Anna than an Elsa. Winter is garbage.
Let it go, let it go, please don’t snow anymore.
14. If the buses were running, I bet they’d be packed.
I’d take one anyway.
13. Is that ice or a puddle?
Oh no. Don’t slip, don’t slip, don’t slip.
15. I’m freezing now, but I bet I’ll be sweating just 2 minutes after setting foot in a building.
And my jacket and shoes are going to make puddles under my seat. Good luck to the person who sits there after me.
16. I’m taking the world’s hottest, longest shower ever when I get back to my dorm.
I will be personally responsible for the water drought. #Sorrynotsorry.