In case you’ve been living under a rock, a SWUG is a Senior Washed Up Girl. You can usually find a SWUG cooped up in her apartment, watching re-runs of Friends while drinking copious amounts of wine and lounging around in sweats. JLaw explains it best.
When someone asks if you want to go to the Boot:
When someone starts talking about who’s hooking up with who:
When someone mentions the “g” word (cough cough, graduation, cough):
…And then proceeds to ask you what you’re doing with your life:
When you have to go to yet another group project meeting:
When someone asks you to leave your apartment:
When you walk into a house party:
When someone asks you about your love life:
When you run out of wine:
When someone comments on how fun you were freshman year:
But do you really care? No, you don’t. You’re a SWUG.