Homecoming: Expectations vs. Realities As Told By Beyonce

To all my SINGLE LADIES,

Homecoming was last weekend and as a freshman all I had were SWEET DREAMS… but some of my expectations did not meet reality.

Expectation: Dressing up, from the face tats to the socks. I expected to see everyone UPGRADE U into their best version of a Jumbo DIVA.

 Reality: PRETTY HURTS when it’s freezing cold and rainy.

Expectation: One big PARTY from 12pm to 12am.

Reality: by 3pm it was the END OF my TIME and I definitely slept like a BABY BOY

Expectation: Let’s just say I expected to see the whole student section ready to get in FORMATION 

And when the football team walked on the field… they were ready to RUN THE WORLD. 

Reality: IF I WERE A BOY football would not be my thing #scary

Expectation: Oh and don’t forget those IRREPLACEABLE hot dogs…

Reality: that ended up being the BEST THING I NEVER HAD

Expectation: But HOLD UP what about Waka Flocka Flame… I was hoping for a FLAWLESS performance 

Reality: I sure was CRAZY IN LOVE

I ain’t SORRY about the weekend

XO, Eliza  

P.S. I already have a COUNTDOWN until next homecoming

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