I love love love doughnuts. I also love love love PEEPS. When I found out Dunkin’ Donuts was making a PEEPS doughnut for Easter, I was very happy. I went out and got one on the first day they were sold and here are some reasons why you should stop what you’re doing right now and go get one too:
1. There is a PEEP right on top of the doughnut. That’s two desserts in one. More bang for your buck.
2. The doughnut is flower shaped and has brightly colored frosting on it. It just screams ‘SPRING IS HERE HALELUJAH THE POLAR VORTEX IS OVER!’
3. Eating it will make you feel happy. It is impossible to be sad while eating one of these.
4. It’s only available for a limited time, so get it while you can!
5. There’s a Dunkin’ Donuts on York Road that’s walking distance from campus.
6. It’s warm enough to walk to the DD on York Road.
7. Said DD is open 24 hours, so you could go at 4 a.m. if you wanted to.
8. You get 10% off your purchase from the York Road DD with your OneCard.
9. It’s better than doing homework right now.
10. It’s better than sex.
11. You could take the peep off the doughnut and stick it in the microwave for a few seconds then eat it.
12. THERE
13. IS
14. A
15. DELICIOUS
16. MARSHMALLOW
17. PEEP
18. ON
19. TOP
20. OF
21. THIS
22. DOUGHNUT.
23. NEED
24. I
25. SAY
26. MORE
27. Seriously, this doughnut is everything good in life.