ICYMI, The Bachelorette’s Joelle Fletcher — or as we better know her, Jojo — launched her new clothing line, Fletch, on Wednesday, June 13.
The line consists of mini dresses, ruffled tops, and other oh-so-cute items modeled by Fletcher and, well, models who look like Fletcher.
Sizes range from XS to XXL and reportedly fit “AH-MAZINGLY.” At least, that’s according to Fletcher, who–did I mention–is wearing an XS.
She fits XS in most of the items, Fletcher told fans via insta story before the launch.
This is concerning for a couple of reasons, the first of which being that most of us only know Fletcher via Instagram, Insta-story, and (quote) reality TV. Basically, it’s difficult to judge what her “XS” translates to in the physical world (i.e. if I will or will not fit into the same size).
Now, girls can debate whether or not to spend more hours comparing the size of their waistlines to Fletcher and other insta-famous celebs, or just screw it and drop plus 100 for a dress that may not be anywhere in the correct size range.
Second—for those of us who may be smaller than Fletcher —or, at least, have a smaller chest size—are we out of luck?
Que Chris Harrison “if you did not receive a rose, say you’re goodbyes.” Damn.
And lastly— come on JoJo! if you could make yourself any size, why choose the one that the media has already committed too much fraud by glamorizing.
Body positivity. Strong not skinny. Ugh.
Also, maybe knock a couple fifties off the prices. Unfortunately, many of us collegiates don’t have real jobs yet.
All qualms aside— Fletch has a lot of trendy clothes that you might want to check out. And hey, there’s nothing wrong with being xs! It’s as great as the rest. I’m just interested to see. I’m just hoping that my mini dress fits as AH-MAZINGLY as it does on Fletcher when it comes in the mail.