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What Does Your Starbucks Order Say About You?

This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at TCU chapter.

What does your Starbucks order say about you?

 

Hot Black Coffee: You step into Starbucks with one thing in mind: I need caffeine. You are the type of person who knows how to get things done quickly and efficiently. You don’t waste your study time fooling around on Facebook. You most likely prioritize school and study more than your friends typically do. You give off a confident aura and a successful vibe, which allow you to be a leader in most social and academic settings. Take pride in your boldness and drink your coffee as black as you want.

Iced Coffee: You are always on the run because you have places to go and people to see. Your iced coffee speeds up your activity, making it possible to be both studious and social. You most likely leave a little room for sugar because you are looking for a little sweetness in your life. Maybe you are sure that iced coffee is your drink, but some iced coffee drinkers occasionally branch out and try iced drinks will a little more flavor. However, iced coffee is great for your on-the-go personality.

Caramel Macchiato (iced or cold): Your bubbly attitude attracts all different types of people. You have the ability to manage all aspects of your social life with the various groups of friends you’ve added to your “best friends.” Sometimes you feel pressure when choosing which friends to hang out with at any given time. Your ability to get along with everybody will ensure your success in the real world. Maybe try a more sophisticated (non-sugary) drink when you enter the workforce!

Pumpkin Spice Latte: The season has come where basic-white girls run into Starbucks with dreams of sugar plum fairies and crisp fall air. You likely appreciate all the activities that come with the fall season. You’re excited for exploring pumpkin patches, haunted houses and sipping PSL’s by the fire. You can’t wait until Texas’s fall is actually colder than 80 degrees. Your favorite boots, sweaters, leggings and beanies are lined up and ready to get their first wear of the season. You don’t care what people say about your girly drink; you know what you want and how to get it.

Nonfat, Sugar Free Vanilla Latte: You most likely developed a craving from the vanilla flavor from your childhood days of drinking vanilla Frappuccinos. Rather than inhale the incredible amount of calories, you’ve chosen to cut your losses and be more mature and healthy. You take pride in your drink order because it shows that you have class and sass. You appreciate the excitement and spontaneity of life and are able to adapt to most situations. Cheers to you and your grown-up vanilla coffee!

Seasonal Flavors (PSL, Peppermint Mocha, Toasted Graham Latte, etc.): You appreciate all of the seasons of the year. You are adventurous and eager to find new discoveries. You aren’t afraid to try new things, like every possible flavor offered each season. You probably prefer one over the others, but that doesn’t stop you from ordering a wide variety of flavors whenever given the opportunity. Brace yourself flavor fiend, holiday drinks are coming in hot!  

Extremely specific and complicated daily order: To be honest, you’re probably a very high-strung person who has no time to mess around. Your daily schedule is precise down to the minute and any mistake in your coffee order can ruin your day. You command attention and are good at being in the spotlight. People often look up to you for your leadership skills. You aren’t afraid to go for what you want and people either admire or are intimidated by that. Don’t let people dull your coffee. You just keep doing you.

Green Tea: You prioritize your health and know how to get a boost of energy with an extra kick-start to your metabolism. You probably work out with your friends and love taking exercise classes like Pure Barre and hot yoga. You like feeling carefree which is why you choose green tea; it’s light and easy. Sometimes you add some sugar when you need a little pick me up or when you’re craving some extra flavor in the day. Stay original and maybe explore other teas from time to time.

Frappuccino: You are a kid at heart. You love spending your time getting to know people and experiencing the rollercoaster of life. People often tell you their secrets and love hearing your advice. You aren’t afraid to tell it like it is, but you have a sweet and gentle way of giving the cold, hard truth. You’re sugar-coated, just like your drink order.

 

 

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My name is Tara McQueen. I am a junior at TCU. I enjoy long walks on the beach during the sunset. Watching the sunset from the top of TCU's stadium comes in second, close to California beach sunsets. I love writing and reading gossip columns. One day I hope to write for a nationally recognized fashion magazine. Until then, I plan on blogging and writing as much as I can in my free time.