1. Vineyard Vines
Since when are designer t-shirts a thing? Especially because finding free T-shirts at this school is about as easy as finding dirty silverware at the BLUU.
2. Srat uniforms
Are pants not trendy here?
3. Fanny packs
What’s next? Mom jeans?
4. Bluebell
If it’s that good, why don’t they have it where I live? I’ll stick with my bros Ben & Jerry.
5. Whataburger
Heart attack with a side of honey butter please?
6 .Dressing up for football games
So is face paint not cool then?
7. That song they play at football games that every Texan knows the words to, but you can’t actually understand…
Pretty much sums it up.
8. SO MANY TACOS
It wasn’t until I moved here that I realized a person could actually get sick of tacos.
9.Texan Spirit
So Sandy Cheeks isn’t that far off…