This article is written in response to the #GrimaceShake that is trending on Tik-Tok. Note, this article seeks to highlight the trend and is only joking commentary. The following is to be read with humorous intent.
Thousands of people have tried the grimace shake, and thousands have died. Lives lost, and for what?
Each individual meets their own horrific end. And the survivors, they will never be the same…
“I lost my brother to Grimace. I begged him not to. I begged him. But the shake was just too tempting.”
–Citizen 59
How It Started
The Grimace shake was launched on June 12 to commemorate Grimace’s birthday. At first, everything was going well. But then… the unthinkable happened. As documented in various Tik-Toks and Instagram reels.
These are just a few stories of the many. To find more videos, search #grimace. But I must warn you, the results… View discretion is advised.
“My friends thought it was a joke. Heck, I thought it was a joke! But it wasn’t a joke. Grimace, h-he, he kidnapped them. I know it.”
–Theo III of Isladanle
How It’s Going
McDonald’s may have been celebrating Grimace by creating a shake just for him. And what a lovely birthday idea it would have been, if not for the tragedy that has followed. If not for the disappearances and deaths. But it’s gone too far! Grimace needs to be stopped. But how?
McDonald’s Denial
McDonald’s refuses to stop Grimace. And it begs the question: can McDonalds stop him?
Grimace seems to have taken over McDonalds. I mean, my goodness, just take a look at their latest instagram post.
And have you seen the McDonald’s profile pic as well as bio? “grimace here lol”
I think it’s safe to say that McDonald’s has lost control of their monster.
Our Next Steps
The shake is a portal for Grimace. Or a beacon. Or something. The CDC has yet to come out with a statement. Even their scientists are perplexed. The only solution is to not drink the shake. I repeat, do not drink the shake.
“Just once sip of the drink. That’s all it takes.”
–Anna Banana