This Is Hallow- I Mean Quarantine

*sing to the tune of The Nightmare Before Christmas's "This Is Halloween"*

 

College kids of every age

Wouldn’t you like to see something strange?

Stay at home and you will see

This our time of quarantiiiiine

THIS IS QUARANTINE, THIS IS QUARANTINE

Netflix stream in the dead of night

THIS IS QUARANTINE, EVERYBODY TAKE A SEAT

Scroll through feeds, just forget the essay you won’t write

IN OUR HOUSE, everybody SCREAMS

In this time of quarantiiiine

*college student voice*

I am the one always lying in bed

Hair unwashed and brain feeling dead

*different college student voice*

I am the one with grades in disrepair

Online classes seem to be more than I can bear

*all join in*

THIS IS QUARANTINE, THIS IS QUARANTINE

QUARANTINE! QUARANTINE!

QuArAnTiNe! Quarantine!

*ba da da da da da da da*

In this house, we call home

Everyone sits on the couch so long

IN THIS HOUSE! Don’t we hate it now?

Everyone’s ready to go back outside

Make some bread and then, attend my Zoom classes

Stuck in this routine with no fresh air I’m gonna SCREAM!

THIS IS QUARANTINE!

House a mess, walls are bleak

Aren’t you bored?

Well, so are we

Watch it once, watch it twice

Pace the floor and make some rice

Learn a new dance for the world to see

Everybody screams, everybody screams!

In our time of quarantiiine

*yet another college student voice*

I am the one with the crappy roommate

Stuck in our home and wanting to escape

*still another college student voice*

I don’t show up to any Zoom class

You’re not sure how I’m going to pass

*final different college student voice*

I am the partier ignoring the law

Filling your feed with my stupid White Claws

*all*

THIS IS QUARANTINE, THIS IS QUARANTINE

QUARANTINE! QUARANTINE!

QuArAnTiNe! Quarantine!

*ba da da da da da da da*

Burned out students everywhere

Life’s no fun without friends to share

So call your friends or your whole team

In this time of quarantine

In this house

Don’t we hate it now?

Everyone’s ready to go back outside

All these emotions might catch you off guard, you’ll

SCREAM like a banshee

Then you’ll cry and laugh and SCREAM

This is quarantine! Everybody SCREAMS

Won’t ya please stay inside for a little bit more?

Everyone can help by sitting on their couch, so

Everyone hail to the CDC now

THIS IS QUARANTINE, THIS IS QUARANTINE

QUARANTINE! QUARANTINE!

QuArAnTiNe! Quarantine!

In this house, we call home

Everyone sits on the couch so long

LA, LA, LA, LA LA LA, LA, LA, LA LA LA, LA, LA, LA LA LA, LA LA LA

WHEEEEE!