From the chalked up sidewalk in front of Vaughn, to the pink shirts the cafeteria workers have been wearing lately, you probably know October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month. In the United States, 1 in 8 women will be diagnosed with breast cancer. Boobs are pretty great, so with that scary fact in mind, let’s take this next moment to realize how wonderful boobs really are. Hell, they’re so great; I’ll give you 8 reasons why they may be better than some of your friends!
- They’ve been with you from Day 1
They were essentially your first friends–from birth! You gals grew up together. Since before you even knew what they were, they were there for you. And they’re just so cute!
- They’re sensitive
At times your friends can be so inconsiderate. Your breasts on the other hand, feel eeeverrythinggg. Is there a draft in here?
- They’re the ultimate wing woman
Not everyone can be trusted with the coveted task of being a wing woman. You send your friend to talk to that guy in Aja, and next thing you know she’s telling you she’ll meet you back at the room. Your boobs would never do that to you. You simply put the girls on display and voila! They get the guys attention for YOU, and it actually stays that way.
- They can sustain life
Your boobs have the ability to provide all the nutrients a baby needs well after it’s born. Your best friend could barely take care of her beta fish freshman year. It wasn’t even two months before Mr. Jingles was floating at the top of the bowl. Giving him a shot of vodka seemed like a great idea at the time, right? Now picture that b**ch with a baby.
- They’ll never ask the question “Do I look big in this?”
Wow! Looking exceptionally large today! You’ve never looked better! Now imagine telling that to your friend. Awkward.
- They’re always down to hang out
There’s no greater feeling than popping off a bra after a full day of classes, work, and a group project. Actually they kind of beg you to hang out. They’re never too busy.
- Your boyfriend likes them
Understatement. Your boyfriend LOVES them. But your friend, he can do without.
- And so does everyone else
They’re popular. They play nice. They’re a lot of fun.
So love and take care of your boobs ladies, and don’t forget to get that mammogram.