Walk around UT’s campus for two minutes, and you are bound to hear a variety of strange conversations, that you just happen to catch at the wrong (or right) time, depending on how you look at it. Here’s what we heard:
1. “I don’t want to go to Vaughn, it’s such a long walk.”
2. “That’s the last time I go out with bronchitis.”
3. “She used to be hot, now she looks like a man.”
4. “No, red corvettes are definitely more likely to get a ticket than blue ones.”
5. “Dude, her boobs are like 3D!”
6. “I literally only have $10 to last the next few weeks, but I’m totally going to Ybor tonight.”
7. “I’m skipping class to go to the pool.”
8. “I want an omelette, but don’t want to wait in line.”
9. “I can’t wait for Gasparilla it’s gonna be so fun. I heard you flash people for beads. That means I need to get a good bra.”
10. “Imagine if I flashed and I didn’t get more beads?”