Happy New Year! It’s January 1st, which means it’s time for that “new year, new me” crap. If you’re like everyone else, you’re already planning how to better yourself for 2015 and making “promises” that you will stick with for the entire year. When planning what your resolution will be this year, try not to be so #basic and pick something that is actually realistic. Here are 10 New Years resolutions that no UT student will successfully accomplish.
1. “I’ll only get Dairy Queen once a month.”
2. “I won’t call Laser Team all semester. I am in desperate need of the exercise.”
3. “I’m not skipping any classes because I need to get my GPA up.”
4. “I will pace myself with my Spartan Dollars and not spend them all by March.”
5. “All of my homework will be done in the library so that I can focus.”
6. “McNiff will become my second home. It’s time to lose the freshman 15.”
7. “If I have a class in Plant Hall I will take the stairs, not the elevator.”
8. “I will have more school spirit and go to as many sporting events as I can.”
9. “I won’t fall in ‘love’ with anyone from Long Island or New Jersey.”
10. “I will actually go for a run when on Bayshore, not just take an Instagram picture and call it a day.”
Happy 2015!