Ode to Sweatpants

Comfort is Key!

To the person reading this, let’s get one thing straight; I’m going to teach you a life lesson. You may not like it, but rest assured, there is value behind my words.

A long time ago, I’m not exactly sure when, someone on this planet invented something amazing. Some people may say it’s the best thing since sliced bread, you know because most things are. Anyway, you may be wondering what it is I’m talking about. Well, ladies and gentlemen, I am speaking on behalf of the illustrious and ever so comfortable, sweatpants.

Not only are sweatpants a form of most people’s Sunday de-stress outfit, they are also universal. Everyone can wear them and to those that do, wear them with pride! Wear them to your 8 am class, out to dinner, to the gym, anywhere you want! The pants don’t judge and neither do we! Don’t think for one second that you look “gross” or “unappealing.” I can assure you, as a sweatpant connoisseur, you look amazing.

Sweatpants provide ultimate relaxation and comfort to anyone and everyone that gives them the chance. Pop a pair of these bad boys on when you’re sad. They will hug you in all the right ways, but they won’t cling to you like that ex you just can’t seem to rid of. Put sweatpants on when you’re happy, they can only boost your mood! I cannot stress this enough; sweatpants are the absolute best!

If you happen to read this, then I hope you’ve sought out your favorite pair of sweats. I know I did and let me tell you, BEST. DECISION. EVER. So throw them on, grab a cup of coffee or a bottle of water, start or end your day, either way, you’re doing it comfortably and that’s what matters.