Are you the kind of person that laughs hysterically at corny jokes or do you tend to shake your head? Studies show that if you don’t laugh at corny jokes then you probably don’t have a sense of humor – just kidding! I know corny jokes aren’t everyone’s cup of tea. They’re not even some people’s cup of hot chocolate, and how can you not like hot chocolate?
I have some corny jokes for you and if they don’t make you laugh then you’ll probably vote a strong nay.
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look I’m about to change!
Why was the little strawberry crying? His mother was in a jam.
Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them!
What did one hat say to another? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead.
How do you organize a space party? You planet.
Why did the lifeguard kick the elephants out of the pool? They kept dropping their trunks!
What do cows like to read? Cattle-logs.
Why did the skeleton hit the party solo? He had nobody to go with him!
Did you laugh even just a little? What do you think about corny jokes? Should we leave it to our dads to tell them? I personally love corny jokes. They’re the best kind of jokes, so that makes me vote yay. But for those who hate them: I am sorry you had to endure so many jokes within this article. I didn’t mean to make you cringe too hard.
Trust me, I know I shouldn’t be a comedian. I’d be laughing at my own jokes.