It’s the beginning of October, which means it’s officially fall and it’s officially time to start making awful spooky puns at every chance. If you’re like me, this is the start to your favorite time of year. There are endless good things about fall and the Halloween season (and only half of those things are different types of candy.) Here are 13 signs you’re obsessed with Halloween.
You’re a Pumpkin Carving Machine
You Know the Best Haunted Houses
You’re an Expert on Decorations
You Plan Your Costume(s) Months in Advance
The People at the Halloween Store Know You by Name
You Make Your Pets Dress Up Too
You Own All the Best Halloween Movies on DVD
You Have So Many Halloween Puns that Your Friends Want to Stop Being Your Friends
The Monster Mash is Your Morning Alarm
You’re an Expert on Scaring Your Friends
You Incorporate Candy into Every Meal
The Only Socks You’ll Wear This Month Are Spooky as Heck
You’ve Forced Your Friends to be as Excited for Halloweekend as You Are