in-truh-vurt-ed ek-struh-vurt; n.
Definition: I am Beyoncé. Always. But like…do we really have to be all night; always?
Sound familiar? If so, join the club! Welcome, we’ve been looking for new members. If you’ve come to talk about the struggles of being an introverted extrovert then look no further! We completely understand the “I love to be in the center of attention; but only after some much needed me time” mentality. Let’s take a look at a day in the life of our daily struggles…
It’s not that you don’t like meeting new people; you just like your down time.
Because new people means more trying and more pressure. Honestly, what are these people like? Plus, there’s only so many ways to wear your LBD. Next thing you know you’re suddenly 2000 & late… like this joke.
And then comes the second-guessing; maybe we just shouldn’t go at all. You’ve had a long day; do you really feel like entertaining tonight?
But, you don’t want to be a bad friend and let everyone down.
Eh, or you could just make up another excuse as to why you can’t go… again. *Mental note: Remember to turn off read receipts.
You end up just forcing yourself to go.
Because, seriously, you think about how you could be the life of this party.
Okay. You’re going. But you still don’t really feel like it. *3 hours later: That. Was. LEGENDARY.
You went for a little and now you’re back in your room and it is time for NETFLIX.
End of the night comes around & realizations ensue that your life is suddenly a Katy Perry song.
Do It All Again…