1. Confidence.
2. The rules of haircare are simple and finite.
3. Believe in others.
4. Sometimes it’s better to go to jail than lose your reputation.
5. Pink = the best.
6. Happy people don’t just kill their husbands. Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don’t shoot their husbands, they just don’t.
7. The benefits of passion and enthusiasm.
8. Sparkly, fluffy pens help you achieve your dreams.
9. The bonds of sisterhood are so important.
10. Don’t change who you are.
11. Pink scented resumes- the extra touch.
12. Girl power = All men are useless.
13. Perseverance – “I don’t need back-ups. I’m going to Harvard.”
14. To have a perm that works, you need to have a great bone structure.
15. The importance of the bend and snap.
16. Lucky scrunchies help one pass Spanish.
17. You can do whatever you want if you set your mind to it. Yes, that includes going to Harvard Law School. Go for your dreams.
18. Don’t discriminate against blondes.
19. It’s cool to use legal jargon in everyday life.
20. Cosmo = the bible.
21. It’s hard to rock a bunny girl outfit.
22. But, “If I’m going to be a partner in a law firm by the time I’m thirty, I need a boyfriend who’s not such a complete bonehead.”
23. Women power.