Am I an avid Kanye fan? No. Can I honestly say I know more than 3 Kanye songs? No. But, am I obsessed with the confidence? Absolutely.
- “I channel Will Ferrel when I’m at the daddy daughter dances”
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Assuming this is a reference to the movie Daddy’s Home, I think we can conclude that Kanye leaves it all on the dance floor when he hits the town with North.
- “I hear people say…this person is cool and this person is not cool…people are cool…man has never invented anything as awesome as a an actual person but sometimes we value the objects we create over life itself”
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I’m not completely following, but it seems deep. So, thank you, Kanye.
- “My memories are from the future”
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This isn’t the only time Kanye hints about knowing the future…I might write some Wattpad fanfiction about this soon.
- “PEOLE TRIED TO TALK ME OUT OF RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT… NEVER LET WEAK CONTROLLING PEOPLE KILL YOUR SPIRIT”
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It was tweeted like a true president… spelling mistakes and all.
- “I’m not even gon lie to you. I love me so much right now.”
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We could all learn a little from the king of self-love.
- “You can say anything as long as you put the right emoji next to it”
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I’m not super sure I would adhere to this advice, but it’s a nice thought.
- “I really love my Tesla. I’m in the future. Thank you Elon.”
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This is somewhat unsettling. I think it might be the periods (very definitive.) He IS in the future. Period.
- “I no longer have a manager. I can’t be managed.”
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This is me when I was fired from my lifeguarding job and had to start DoorDashing (but I was DoorDashing on my own time now baby!).
- “Shut the f*ck up and enjoy the greatness”
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This will always be a classic Kanye tweet. The power that exudes from it is marvelous.
- “Having your amount of likes on display for the world to see and judge is like showing how much money you have in the bank or having to write the size of your dick on your t shirt”
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Agree to disagree on this one Kanye.
- “Have you ever thought you were in love with someone but then realized you were just staring in a mirror for 20 minutes?”
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Yes.
- “Sometimes I get emotional over fonts”
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To be honest, I have this tweet framed and hanging in my dorm.
- specifically ordered persian rugs with cherub imagery!!! What do I have to do to get a simple persian rug with cherub imagery uuuuugh”
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Somebody get this man a Persian rug with cherub imagery— STAT.
- “I need a room full of mirrors so I can be surrounded by winners”
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Okay Kanye, but some of us need a room full of mirrors just to see what would happen. I saw a post like 7 years ago that said, “what would a room full of mirrors look like? What would it reflect?” and I haven’t stopped thinking about it since.
- “You may be talented, but you’re not kanye west”
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Keep us humble Kanye.
- “I wish I could run across a beach into my own arms”
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Kanye doesn’t rely on ANYONE. He really said, “self-love b*tches.”
- “I need this horse…Kings need horses”
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*Insert picture of the horse*
- Maybe I couldn’t be skinny and tall but I’ll settle for being the greatest artist of all time as a consolation.”
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He declared himself the GOAT. Incredible. Don’t focus on the negative. I love it.
- “Yes I am personally rich and I can buy furs and houses for my family, but I need access to more money in order to bring more beautiful ideas to the world.”
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This gives me, “I am once again asking for your financial support” vibes.
- “Man… ninjas are kind of cool… I just don’t know any personally.”
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I’m just going to leave this one here.
- “She asked when is fashion week…uuuum… I thought it was every week??!!”
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Period.
- “The term followers should be changed to observers. We need to follow our spirit”
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Imagine going on Instagram and the follow button instead says, “Observe.” “@sarah_e_moore started observing you.” This is powerful though, very moving.
- “I hate when I’m on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle.”
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This has never happened to me personally, but I feel the pain coming through this tweet.
- “I’m nice at ping pong”
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Another timeless tweet. If anyone wants to debate the meaning, message me.
- “God is so good. Today I am voting for the first time in my life for the President of the United States, and it’s for someone I truly trust…me.”
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Again— the confidence— unreal.
- “Do you know where to find marble conference tables? I’m looking to have a conference… not until I get the table though”
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I’m still wondering if he ever got to have his conference…
- “Once again I am being attacked for presenting new ideas”
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This is when you tell econ majors we should just print more money.
- “I leave my emojis bart Simpson color”
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Not sure exactly what to do with this information yet, but I’m glad I have it.
- “I went to look at your twitter and you were wearing cool pants”
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Honestly, it’s the highest form of compliment. Thank you, Kanye.
- “Sometimes I push the door close button on people running towards the elevator. I just need my own elevator sometimes. My sanctuary.”
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Agreed. It’s time to normalize this (sorry if you live in Columbia Hall I do this every time I get on the elevator).