First dates… We’ve all been there, whether it’s a date with a cute guy from class, a Tinder date, or a blind date set up by a friend. First dates can be wonderful experiences, but they can also be extremely nerve-wracking and stressful. Here’s a look at the stages of a typical first date.
Oh gosh, what do I wear…Found it! This is THE look
I hope my hair looks okay.
Pep-talk time.
Shit, it’s time to go.
Ahh, I’m here, now what?
THERE HE IS.
Okay, be normal.
Just throw out a casual hey.
Time to make small talk.
Have I been laughing at his joke for too long?
He’s so attractive… I should throw him a compliment.
Wow, this is actually going pretty well.
HOW DO I EAT IN FRONT OF ANOTHER HUMAN?
I hope he can’t tell I’m sweating.
I should tell him he doesn’t need to pay for me (even though I want him to).
Score! He paid anyway.
Oh gosh, what now?
IS THIS GONNA BE A HUG OR A KISS?
Just a hug, it was just a hug.
I need to make sure he knows I had a good time.
Time to go, I guess.
Now, I gotta have my girls over to discuss every last detail!