I’ve recently acquired an addiction to shopping at Trader Joe’s, and now I don’t know any other way. Luckily, I’ve scoured the internet and found that I am not alone. Here are some of my favorite tweets that just about sum up the feelings I have toward this store:
One of the bleak bits of adulthood I didn’t see coming was being genuinely excited to go to Trader Joe’s in the middle of the day on your day off work, when the lines are less insane than usual
— alanna bennett (@AlannaBennett) November 26, 2018
I’ve never left a Trader Joe’s without experiencing at least 7 strong emotions
— Molly Erdman (@erdmanmolly) June 12, 2018
I was so close to fighting someone at Trader Joe’s just now but instead, I bought their snowflake-shaped pasta to calm down.
— ella (@ellatweetedthis) November 28, 2017
I’ve always wanted a car with a roof rack. But what would I put on it? The 5 different kinds of cheese I just bought at Trader Joe’s?
— Stephanie Mickus (@smickable) July 9, 2016
If you are what you eat, I’m a Trader Joe’s peanut butter cup
— mary (@marystannn) May 10, 2017
Used to love mosh pits for the aggressive human contact but now I just shop at Trader Joe’s on a Sunday
— Simon Barrett (@Simon_Barrett) December 18, 2016
*picks the line with cute trader joes cashier*
— Jules (@myfinedevine) March 25, 2016
“We could go to Trader Joe’s that’d be fun!”
a glimpse into my social life
— Noah Sebastian (@noahsebastian) December 18, 2016
Me, “picking up some essentials” at Trader Joe’s: an onion and five bananas, two boxes of frozen croissants, a bag of chocolate-covered potato chips, a succulent, a bottle of red (because it has a clever name,) and hand soap that smells like lavender vanilla bean wood chips.
— Kim Holcomb (@kimholcomb) March 17, 2018
is there a trader joe’s fandom if so i would like to join it
— jake (@jakegrnr) January 8, 2019
Why can’t our government be run with the same friendly efficiency as a Trader Joe’s?
— RainnWilson (@rainnwilson) February 16, 2016
Someday, someone is going to see me eating veggie straws or chocolate out of my Trader Joe’s bag on the train and think, “She’s the one.”
— Arden Walker (@arden_walker) December 20, 2016
Scatter my ashes at the Trader Joe’s cheese section.
— Maddie Boardman (@ml_boardman) May 8, 2014
$20 at Trader Joe’s: dinner for four, two bottles of wine, tub of gelato
$20 at Whole Foods: a big avocado
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) February 12, 2019
Trader Joe’s frozen food hits different
— Banele (@BaneleMag) February 9, 2019
how do any of you go to Trader Joe’s and not leave with 25 more items than you meant to buy; truly can’t relate
— rachel syme (@rachsyme) January 15, 2019
If everybody was as nice as Trader Joe’s employees the world would be a better happier place
— Haley (@Haleymorgan007) January 5, 2019
Trader Joe’s is my equivalent of Disneyworld and I’ve finally accepted that
— Sarah Solomon (@sarahsolfails) January 4, 2019
not to be dramatic but I would take a bullet for Trader Joe’s
— georgia (@ga0ny0urmind) January 2, 2019
me everytime i walk into Trader Joe’s: pic.twitter.com/GrkGoTaMKW
— iz (@IzHamblin) March 17, 2019