Top Ten This Week: Skidmore Pick up Lines

From the hottest campus trends to most bizarre things to buy in the Skid shop, there’s always ten that deserve our extra attention. Check back weekly as the topics get even more exciting and find out the ten that land a spot at the top of our list. 

So, how about that  60/40 ratio? One too many times I’ve heard the  infamous claim  “I’m done with boys” because “there just aren’t enough guys here.” But if this is the case then what’s a Thoroughbred to do? Truth be told, you may be ‘done,’ but he’s still going to (and will) try. Read on for the top ten ways to get picked up at Skid…
 
1. He dances up behind you, but you have no idea who he is…

2.Ah, yes-the cool, calm, and collected lower back touch. It’s that attempted sly slide of the hand to your lower back.

3. “Hey…let’s get pizza?”

4. Somehow he gets your phone and starts texting you: “hey it’s me.”

5. “Let’s share a cab back to campus” or “Let me walk you back.”

6. “Wanna come over and smoke?”

7. “Let’s just watch a movie and cuddle?”

8. “We haven’t met but I see you in the gym all the time.”

9. The 2 am text: “What you doing?”

10. “I got a room in the lib, wanna study together?”