1. FeelGood
You’re like the good friend I’ve slowly developed feelings for. You give me grilled cheese every week, often with beautiful pesto and adorable cherry tomatoes. If you were a real person and not a club I’m sure you’d have dimples.
To be honest, I’ve had my eyes on you for a long time now, but you’re intimidatingly hot. I see you in the cafeteria with all your friends and I know you don’t notice me. One time you blinked at me or maybe you just had something in your eye but I thought about it for weeks.
3. The Drastic Measures (and all acappella groups, really)
When we hang out I feel like you know just what to say to make me warm inside. Your harmonies make me real nervous, but like in a good way, the butterfly kind of way. I think we’re just like, really compatible.
4. Chess Club
Your weird-ass glittery posters caught my eye sophomore year. At first I thought you were kinda peculiar, and like, you came on really strong, dude. Then it occurred to me that being good at chess takes skill and intelligence. Intelligence is attractive. I feel like we should get coffee sometime.
You know what else is attractive? Humor. Skidmo’ is the sexy comedian I can’t stop thinking about. Truly, I’ve been so impressed with Skidmo’ this year. Always relevant, Onion-worthy headlines every week. Hot.
6. Mana Crystal
I feel like you actually value my thoughts and feelings and total sillyness, and that’s what love is all about, right? Do you like me as much as I like you? I wrote about you in my journal last night.