Porter Hall ’16
Name: Porter Hall
Year: 2016
Major: Physics and Biology… Life, if that major existed.
Hobbies/Interests:
- Chasing infinity. Not my tail.
- Wearing suspenders.
- Really getting to know people. Just people in general.
- Woodland adventure. The list goes on.
Hometown: Da Bean, but more like Cambridge, M.A.
Relationship Status: Single
What is the first thing you notice in the opposite sex?
I say face, no lie.
Celebrity crush?
Ella Fitzgerald is my woman now and forever more.
What’s your ultimate dream date?
It’s corny, but it would involve going to some random show or concert or something where there’s a lot of happy people around where it starts raining and I won’t care because I’m so in love with the girl that I jump in the mud. Then I go have a candlelit dinner followed by a shared bath cause we are dirty as all hell. To top it off laying in bed while listening to Louis Armstrong and stuff like that for hours just holding each other in absolute bliss. Then we fall asleep and dream about each other all night. All this is intermittent with life realizations and ultimate hope for the future and love of the present.
If you could have one superpower, what would it be and why?
Honestly, I’d teleport ‘cause then I could fly by teleporting along. And just go wherever. But I’m afraid I would see too much.
What can you absolutely not live without?
Food and water. The rest is just for pleasure, but I love it all.