Name: Luke Conley
Year: 2014, hopefully
Major(s): English and Psych
Hometown: Mt. Kisco, NY
Relationship Status: Single
Hobbies/Interests: Reading, writing, boxing, comedy, watching movies, sensitivity, good listening skills, positive relationships with mothers of girls I date, and pandering to Her Campus readers.
Celebrity crush? Do I have to pick one? An unholy genetic mash-up of Emma Watson, Olivia Wilde, and whatever girl best exemplifies the acting abilities of Tom Hardy. The technology’s not there yet, but a guy can dream.
What’s your ultimate dream date? I don’t know if I’ve ever mapped out the trajectory, but it would probably take place in summer and involve being caught in some sort of heavy rainstorm. This feels like a weirdly intimate thing to share with Internet strangers. So uh, I mean, something manly. Sports. Ahem.
If your life were a movie, which actor would play you? Taye Diggs. Final answer.
If you could have one superpower, what would it be and why? Excluding some sort of loophole where I can acquire multiple powers, probably telekinesis. I feel like there’s a lot you can do with it. Flying, lifting heavy objects, tasteful flower arrangements from a distance, etc.
What are your favorite qualities in a girl? Intelligence and humor are the big ones. I enjoy being challenged by a girl. Intellectually, I mean. Not like, to a pistol duel. Also, empathy is a plus. And a nice laugh.
What are the deal breakers? My parents were very big on manners when I was growing up, so rudeness is one. Snarkiness is okay, though. I also probably would not date a fascist, if we’re being real here.
What can you absolutely not live without? Books, movies, music and comedy. I also really like apples.