Name: Sam Lev Cohen
Class Year: 2019
Prospective Major: Mathematics
Hometown: Watertown, MA
Hobbies/Interests: Painting murals around my town, usually of me, preferably naked and in positions of Greek Gods. I also like to sing.
Relationship Status: Available
Her Campus: If you had to eat one type of food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Sam: Any sort of food with a magic marker scent…probably juicy mint.
HC: If you were a kitchen appliance, which appliance would it be?
Sam: Probably a mixer, because I really like to move around and gyrate.
HC: What is your spirit animal?
Sam: I would say sloth, but I’m not like that. Maybe a cat, but I hate cats. Probably a cougar, because they are playful, witty, and like to sleep.
HC: What is your ideal first date?
Sam: I think the best date setting is a roller rink. I would take my potential wife there, or any young lady, and we would do a few circles until we got tired, but not enough to break a sweat. Then we would go to Shake Shack. Then we would go see a ventriloquist and she would pay for herself. Then she would realize that I’m the ventriloquist and she would watch me. Then we would go our separate ways.
HC: What are five things you look for in a partner?
Sam: I look for someone who is caring, a good conversationalist, true to themself, beautiful, and honest.
Her Campus: What is your go-to pick up line?
Sam: I know how to say “Would you like to kiss me” in French.
Her Campus: Do you text first?
Sam: Yes. I text first and often. After that, every four minutes on the dot. Usually I open with “So how’d I do?” I would rather that the girl text first.