50 shades is finally coming out on DVD and we can’t wait to bring it home. And now that we can enjoy it from the comfort of our own couches, we needed a fun way to enjoy the ridiculous movie. Here are 10 rules for a 50 Shades Drinking Game:
1. Drink every time Ana puts something in or near her mouth (i.e. her lip, her finger, a Christian Grey monogrammed pencil…you get the idea).
2. Drink every time Ana giggles in a context that doesn’t call for giggling.
3. Drink every time you notice the lack of chemistry between Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan.
4. Drink every time Christian Grey STRONGLY IMPLIES that he’s into BDSM without actually saying it (i.e. “I exercise control in ALL areas of my life, Ms. Steel).
5. Drink every time Ana LITERALLY jumps and gasps at the sight of Christian. (Yes, this actually happens several times.)
6. Drink every time Ana and Christian refer to each other “Mr. Grey” and “Ms. Steel”.
7. Drink every time you see a butt.
8. Drink every time you think, “Shouldn’t they have shaved (insert actors’ various body parts here)?”
9. Drink every time you see a nipple.
10. Drink every time you see something in Christian’s playroom that looks like it should be really be used to ride a horse.