1. Attempting a group costume with your girlfriends.
Expectation: It works out seamlessly and everyone applauds your synchronization.
Reality: You’re all alone for the majority of the night and left to improvise as an individual.
2. Planning a couple’s costume.
Expectation:
Reality: You’re single.
3. Throwing together a last minute costume.
Expectation:
Reality:
4. The Halloween party you’ve been looking forward to all week.
Expectation:
Reality: It’s awkward, you’re hungry, and can’t find your friends.
5. The clever, hella-unique costume you’ve been planning all semester.
Expectation: You don’t have a care in the world because you know you look fabulous.
Reality: Nobody gets it.
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Best of luck this season, ladies!
-HCXO