Spring break is over, and now we’re just trying to make our way through the final weeks of the spring semester. Here’s our problematic fave, Corinne from The Bachelor, to help narrate us along the way.
When all of your professors start assigning essays, tests, and projects for the same day
When it’s still 30 degrees outside in April
When you have to take a break and reward yourself for doing your homework after 10 minutes
When your friend asks if you want to go to the gym together but you haven’t gone in two weeks
Telling your friends you can’t hang out because you have too much work to do, but in reality:
Watching your friends take an L at the townhouses like
Realizing that it’s only Tuesday when you thought it was Thursday
When it finally hits 60 degrees so you have to lay out on the quad
At the end of the weekend when the communal bathrooms haven’t been cleaned in a few days
Every time you walk up the stairs to your dorm room instead of taking the elevator
When a boy you aren’t even dating lets you down once again
When your professor assigns a 15-page single-spaced research paper with Chicago formatting and footnotes worth 75% of your final grade
Trying to help your friend pick out an outfit for the night but you’re already a little tipsy
When you’re trying to have fun at Siena Fest but in the back of your mind you remember you have 3 essays due on Monday
Trying to find a seat in the library during finals week
Last minute cramming for finals like
In the middle of taking your finals
