1. You started off the semester like:
2. But now, you’re desperately going through old pictures on your phone to upload a #tbt just to prove you once looked like a normal human being.
3. The sass-level is through the roof with you. You can’t tolerate even the nicest of people.
4. Seeing that obnoxious couple that isn’t ashamed of PDA isn’t something you can easily ignore anymore.
5. You’ve gotten to the point where you’re about to hunt down the smartest kid in your class to do that lab write-up for you.
6. You’re even done pretending to laugh at your professor’s “dad jokes.”
7. Dropping out of college seems more and more ideal at this point. Is Nite Moves hiring?
8. When the weather is nice, deciding between hanging out on the quad/Padua Beach or going to QBUS.
9. What IS studying anyway? You haven’t seen your friends in weeks besides the times where they bombard you while you’re saga sitting.
10. Or when they’ve woken you up to go grab food.
11. Seriously, what’s wrong with you guys?! That was only my 2nd nap of the day!
12. Buzzfeed quizzes are the only quizzes you care about.
13. Or Facebook stalking. To your surprise, you have discovered that your friend’s best friend from home’s sister’s co-worker’s dog just had puppies. Oh, and your RA has a beautiful boyfriend that plays football for some random SUNY school. Basically, your skills have pretty much landed you a shoe-in job for the FBI and you aren’t the least bit ashamed.
14. You spent a little too much over the semester and now your bank account is practically empty.
15. Your reaction when all of your professors decide to throw 4 tests, 2 quizzes, 3-5 paged papers and a group project at you at the very end of the semester.
16. Registering for next semester’s classes and housing has everyone acting like they’re in the Hunger Games.
17. Oh, and that New Year’s Resolution to eat healthier? Forget it. You’ll eat anything in plain sight, even though you’re absolutely sick of Lonnstrom, Massry, the C-Store, Casey’s and microwaveables.
18. The date to drop a class with a W instead of a Pass/Fail has come and gone. You regret staying in your class because you’re hanging by a thread.
19. That girl in your English class won’t stop taking your seat even though you’re more than halfway through the semester and the unspoken rule of “same seating” is WAY in effect.
20. You’ve totaled up the lowest possible grade you can get on your final exams. If you fail, at least you’re still a great person.
21. The semester finally comes to a close. You head out of campus and don’t look back like:
22. ….until next semester (if you’re not a senior).