Easter is over. Maybe a big fluffy bunny left you candy in the night, or maybe you’re ransacking Walmart and CVS for on-sale-sweets. Either way, I’m here to give you a comprehensive list of what to do with your leftover Easter Candy.
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1.Eat one piece a day.
2.Eat five pieces a day.
3.Eat all your Easter candy in one day.
4.Eat all your Easter candy in one hour.
5.Eat all you Easter candy in one minute.
6.Eat all of your Easter candy in one swallow and cry that Brad left you.
7. Pull yourself together and make those leftover Easter candy brownies that you saw on Pinterest, the very ones that made you want to write this article in the first place.
8. Remember that Brad likes brownies and scrap that idea.
9.Give your Easter candy to your friends because you love them.
10. Give your Easter candy to your friends’ kids.
11. Give your Easter candy to random kids that you find on the street.
12. Give your Easter candy to the cop arresting you to get out of jail time.
13. Give your Easter candy to the guys at forensics to prove there is no poison in them.
14. Stop giving your Easter candy to kids on the street because it’s creepy.
15. Take an Easter chocolate fondue bath.
16. Exfoliate with sugary Easter Peeps.
17. Decide that cocoa baths are better than cocoa butter.
18. Make a phone out of Easter candy.
19. Call Estee Lauder on that phone and tell them you have the next big thing.
20. Realize that chocolate phones don’t work.
21. Realize that cocoa baths just make you sticky.
22. Wonder if this is the shit that made Brad leave you.
23. Eat some Easter candy in bed and think.
24. Eat some Easter candy and realize that you can’t make someone love you.
25. East some Easter candy and know that even though your heart is broken, you don’t need stupid Brad to complete you.
26. Take a breath and acknowledge that Brad isn’t stupid and call to wish him well on your real phone.
27. Reward yourself with an Easter candy trophy.
28. Take the day for yourself to heal and eat as much or as little Easter candy as you want because you deserve to be happy.