This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Sewanee chapter.
As pledges throughout Sewanee try to piece together what’s left of their dignity after Shake Day, let’s recap with the yaks that best describe how we’re all feeling after this glorious weekend.
- “I wonder who I made out with last night…”
- “Missing: my dignity. If found somewhere between TKP and Gorgas hmu.”
- “I can smell my bad decisions.”
- “Twas the day after fratmas and all through the town not a freshman was stirring, not one could be found.”
- “I was sober this morning, until I woke up this afternoon.”
- “Time to pop an advil and delete my snapchats.”
- “Why did I swallow that goldfish yesterday..?”