Welcome to your go-to list of Sewanee Pick-up Lines. Feel free to use our silly (and a little bit raunchy) one-liners the next time you’re looking to impress while you’re out on the town, but keep in mind, positive results not guaranteed.
Girl, you’re like the omelet bar on a Monday- you are worth the wait.
Make like All Saints’ bells and bang me every hour on the hour, and nonstop on Sunday mornings.
When I tapped the ceiling on my way through the gates I expected you to fall on my car… because you’re my angel.
Are you pub? Because I want to show up to you late at night and eat you up.
You’re like Lake Trez because I’ve heard you’re kind of dirty but I still want to hop in that.
Do you have office hours because I’d like to get you one on one on a consistent basis.
You’re like the quad because I want to get naked on top of you.
Are you Bacchus? Because every time I’m drunk I want to sprint down University screaming your name.
I’m gonna take you down town because I’m in the mood for some shenanigans.
Are you Fowler? Because I don’t do it very often but I feel good about myself when I am inside you. (And sometimes I walk your way, but then I get nervous and turn around and go back to my dorm to eat Cheetos.)
I’m a lot like bookstore parking because I only need 15 minutes.
You’re like class dress. You make me hot and clammy but I’d still do you everyday.
Are you a Sewanee squirrel? Because I really want to give you this nut.
I have a large package for you but I’ll only give it to you before 3:30.
You’re like last Saturday night. I don’t remember you that well but you seem like a good time.
You’re like a McClurg fork at 6 o clock. You play hard to get, you are hard to find, but once I find you, I’m as happy as can be.