Come on, you know she’d be the perfect wingwoman.
1. She would remind us that alcohol isn’t everything.
2. When people don’t respond to her passing hello:
3. When someone asks her if she wants to go to the Pub:
4. When a professor tells her an assignment is due on Monday:
5. She’d have a good attitude about pledge hairstyles:
6. She’d react like we all do when our friends in state school sororities post pictures of themselves throwing their hand signs:
7. When the person in front of her in the Clurg dessert line gets the LAST CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE:
8. When she dances at frats:
9. What she would tell that couple getting a little too intimate on the dance floor:
10. When she realizes she has more pub bucks than she thought:
11. When Clurg runs out of ice:
12. When it’s finals week and she just can’t:
13. She would love the reorganization of fratside:
14. She would gladly forego yet another night in a dirty frat house:
15. When she realizes she goes to school on top of a mountain in the middle of nowhere (and that it has its perks):
16. And then when she realizes she doesn’t actually go here: