Name: Dylan A. Greer
Hometown: Silver Spring, Maryland
Major: Philosophy
Nicknames: Dyl, Dyl-bear, Dyl-pickle
Relationship status: Taken
Greek Organization: Chi Psi
Favorite class You’ve Taken: Intro to Women’s and Gender Studies
Spirit animal: some type of bird with a large crest. Maybe a cockatiel?
Clurg line: dessert line (I have a sweet tooth)
Pub order: Granger, chicken strips, and lots of hot sauce.
Favorite place to eat: Mountain Goat (in Sewanee)
Signature dance move: the worm whenever the song “Sandstorm” is played.
Sex life in a movie title: Mr. and Mrs. Smith
What do you do in your free-time? I don’t have a whole lot of free time but I really enjoy spending time with close friends and laughing until my face hurts.
Most embarrassing moment at Sewanee?
I got kicked out of a Greek house for wearing only a glow stick skirt and boxers. Went back in after 3 min out front. Got kicked out again by the same person for the same reason. Walked home in shame and never returned to said Greek house.
What’s the best thing about working at Stirling’s?
I love my co-workers and my two bosses. It’s an amazing sense of community and I’ve made a lot of great friends because of it.