Get to know our Cutie!
Name: Brian Glatt
Nicknames: Brody, Bween
Birthday: July 15th
Class: Junior (C’15)
Greek Organization: Chi Psi
Hometown: Knoxville
Major: Biology
Relationship status: In a relationship with Hodgson Suite 103
Extracurricular Activities: Swimming, Frolf (aka Frisbee golf), Making people uncomfortable
Best Class You’ve taken at Sewanee: Intermediate Cell and Molecular Biology
Signature Pub Order: WANGZZ
Signature Dance Move: Wop (uh-oh)
Go-to McClurg Line: Stir Fry
Most Attractive Quality in a Girl: them being your BFFL
Biggest Pet Peeve: fakes
Spirit Animal: Goat (fun fact: my snapchat name is brianthegoat…feel free to add me ladiez ;)) )
Weird Body Fact: I can push my stomach out an abnormal distance
Describe your sexlife in a Movie Title: Gone in 60 Seconds
What is the most embarrassing song on your iTunes? With you by Jessica Simpson (haven’t listened to it since last Monda–I mean, middle school–but I think it’s making a comeback)
What is your most embarrassing Sewanee story? Crying at pizza hut…don’t ask
WHY WE LOVE BRIAN
As captain of the swim team, you spend a lot of time in the pool. So much time, in fact, it’s been suggested that you are half mermaid. Are you? Well, I prefer “mer-man”, but yes. Also, I live at the bottom of Lake Trez, so stop throwing bikes at me.
If you had to participate in one of the sports in the Winter Olympics, which would it be and why? Biathlon seems pretty cool. Pretty much anything but skeleton
What do you think is the key to happiness at Sewanee? Finding a friend group you like and sticking with them. And streaking the quad at least once a week.