1. So tired. Need coffee.
2. Crap crap crap I hooked up with him/her last weekend…head down, keep walking…
3. SO. MANY. STAIRS. IN. WALSH.
4. Did that person seriously not hold open the door for me?
5. Do I have time to run to Clurg and grab a snack before class?
6. OH WAIT CAN’T PUT PIZZA IN A CUP ANYMORE. dammit.
7. Man, this place is beautiful.
8. WTF squirrel
9. That person didn’t respond to my passing hello…rude.
10. Is my skirt riding up my backpack?
11. (or) Dude, that girl’s skirt is totally riding up her backpack.
12. I can’t even.
13. Prospies on a tour… are any of them hot?
14. Oh wait they’re like twelve.
15. That person is walking awkwardly in front of me but at the same pace so I can’t pass them…
16. Is my coffee already gone?
17. Seriously, University Avenue cars that don’t let me cross, pedestrians have the right of way. Yes, even if I’m not on a crosswalk (okay not really but still).
18. Get. Out. Of. My. Way.
19. I think I’m still drunk.
20. Is it time to start drinking yet?