1. The weird looks when we wear our Chacos and bean boots
They are comfortable!
2. Speed limit is never 20 MPH
That grandma just passed me.
3. Where are all the dogs wandering around?
4. Traffic exists
5. Traffic lights exist
What is this madness??
6. Having access to a TV
7. Pregaming starts later than 7 PM
8. The bar doesn’t close until 3 AM…or later
Doesn’t the music need to shut off by 1 AM??
9. Paying for drinks at a bar
Can’t I just bring my own six-pack?
10. We’re allowed to have glass bottles?
Won’t the cops stop me for having a glass bottle?
11. Not recognizing everyone at the bar
Who are all these people?!
12. Everyone at the bar is around your age or older
Where are the freshmen? Wait…is that a problem?
13. Walking home is not an option
What do you mean…Uber?
14. Pub anyone??
15. And finally… “Hmm…Sewanee…is that in Georgia?”
Take me back to Sewanee!