Because astrology is such an accurate and reliable source of information, I put all of my faith into it. Got a hard decision? Just check up on your daily horoscope. I bet that decision was just made incredibly easy, amirite? *awkward wink*
Anything that’s going to tell me what kind of person I am or what Hogwarts House I fit into, is my kind of procrastination. So to continue this descent into planetary/horoscopic hell, here is a list of the astrological signs as dysfunctional family members.
Aries: the angsty teen that just came back from college
Taurus: the “hi hungry, I’m dad” dad
Gemini: the family dog
Cancer: the wine mom
Leo: the neighbor kid who isn’t related to anyone but still apart of the family cause they’re just always around
Virgo: the cool older sister that gave you the sex talk in a non-awkward way
Libra: the aunt who cooks all the food at family reunions but is also super sassy
Scorpio: the vodka aunt
Sagittarius: the little brother who vlogs and is surprisingly internet famous
Capricorn: the uncle who is a life coach but gives sh*t advice
Aquarius: the really hot, maybe gay cousin
Pisces: the family cat