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College Nightlife, As Told By Kris Jenner

This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at Scranton chapter.

After a long and stressful week, it is FINALLY the weekend.  You excitedly show up at your friends’ dorm because you cannot wait to hangout.

You text everyone in your phone to find out what the game plan is for tonight so that you’re not aimlessly walking around in search for a party.

Most importantly, you need to find out where the cute guy from your math class is going to be tonight. Hopefully, you’ll finally find the courage to strike up a conversation with him.

Your friends start reminiscing about your favorite, crazy memories from throughout the year while you all get ready.

After spending an hour trying to find the perfect outfit, you finally pick the winner and you’re feeling totally confident.

You take millions of selfies with your friends hoping to get the perfect picture to post on Instagram.

You arrive at the party and forget why you were excited to hangout in a dingy basement in the first place.

It’s a million degrees at the party and you’re sweating like crazy. You no longer have control of your once perfectly straightened hair.

YES – your favorite Yeezy song comes on. All of your friends are amazed that you can recite every single word.

That cute guy from your math class comes up to you at the party and you dance all night.

You somehow get your hands on the AUX cord and it’s your time to shine. *“Closer” by The Chainsmokers starts playing*

It’s finally the end of the night, and you’re desperately trying to convince yourself not to buy a slice of pizza.

You wake up the next morning and think about all of the homework you should have done last night and now have to do today.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jess is a born and raised New Yorker who can never resist a cup of coffee or a sale. She is a senior at The University of Scranton pursing a degree in strategic communication with a focus in public relations, as well as a minor in management. Jess loves to spend her days galavanting across Manhattan, and is overly obsessed chicken cutlets, golden retrievers and Mark Wahlberg. She is so excited to be a member of the Her Campus Scranton family!
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Dania El-Ghazal

Scranton '18

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