Beware fellow collegiettes, no matter how much you say you will try to be different this fall; we all know you will fall into the trap of the typical common “white girl.”
Pumpkin Spice LattesWhether it’s from Starbucks or Dunkin, embrace you’re inner self and be seen walking down The Commons with this warm, so cliché drink.
Uggs – Northface – LeggingsCome on ladies…Comfy, yes. Fashionable, no! We can do better. One word – B.A.S.I.C
More Fall FashionFlannels, Boots, Scarves, Leg warmers… time to bring ‘em out! Layer it up girls!
Pumpkin PatchPrepare yourself for all the instagram pictures. Sororities and BFF’s are bound to take a picture at a pumpkin patch. Refer to #2 for what they will be wearing.
Provocative Halloween CostumesPublic Service Announcement: No one likes a slutty mouse, rabbit, or angel. Be different. Be funny.
Scary S***It’s cuffing season, so ladies find a man and go to a haunted house – just kidding, your girlfrannnnds will do! Should I mention cuffing season is a lame cliché too?
Binge watching ABC FamilyHalloweentown, Harry Potter seasons, Hocus Pocus. Need I say more?
Fall ColorsPaint your nails maroon. Wear brown lipstick. Color your hair dark…because who said you can’t be blonde all year long?
October 3“On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was” – Mean Girls. We’ll all celebrate National Mean Girls’ Day by posting this on Twitter or Facebook.
If you don’t fall into one of these categories, you are lying! We are all basic, so lets be basic together.