50 Thoughts Every Girl has in College

During our college years, there are so many thoughts flying through our heads. Between our WTFs and OMGs there are just some things we really want to say out loud but know we cannot. Here’s a list of 50 thoughts we’ve all had at one point in our college career…

1. How do I have so much laundry? Is there someone I can pay to do it??

2. When did I gain so much weight? Freshman 15, more like freshmen 50.

3. WHERE IS MY MOTHER? WHY ISN’T SHE HERE?

4. Can I get a degree in Netflix watching? I just watched all four seasons of Scandal in two days, that is pure talent.

5. Do I really have to buy this textbook? I could be using this money for something more important, like shoes.

6. I don’t need sleep, all I need is espresso and some prayers.

7. Hot damn, I look good today.

8. Oh sh*t, I look like I was just hit by a car and haven’t showered in a week.

9. No hats in class?!?! How am I supposed to hide this post Thirsty-Thursday hair?!

10. Maybe I went a little too hard last night, I’m about to vomit at the sight on this professor and his PowerPoint.

11. Saturday morning thoughts: OMELETTE OMELETTE OMELETTE!

12. I love my friends.

13. Why is it only Wednesday? Where is the weekend?!

14. When is my prince charming coming to save me?!

15. I wonder how many kids I’m going to have.

16. How much Starbucks do I need to get through today?

17. Weekend here we go!!!

18. SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS.

19. Is it not acceptable to be drunk on a Tuesday?!

20. Ugh! I forgot my headphones and I’m already at the library!

21. It’s a yoga pants, sweatshirt kind of day.

22. Oh wow that boy is attractive.

23. I should not be eating this much Chic-Fil-A.

24. Maybe I should go to the gym.

25. I don’t want college to end.

26. All nighter? AIN’T NO BODY GOT TIME FOR THAT.

27. This snack expired a few weeks ago, I think its fine to eat.

28. I should be doing work, but I’m not.

29. One more episode on Netflix won’t hurt. **ten episodes later**

30. This week sucks!!

31. This boy who I hooked up with last night is walking towards me, should I say hi or look down at my phone? Def look down at my phone.

32. Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap. (Thought we have at least 10 times a day)

33. When is this semester going to end?!?

34. Why can’t someone just pick my classes for me? This is way too stressful and I did not come to college for the Hunger Games.

35. I wonder which major makes the most money? Maybe I can find a boyfriend in that major.

36. HE IS A FRESHMAN?! NO WAY HE IS A FRESHMAN.

37. I can eat this entire pizza because I worked out today.

38. Should I put this as my Snapchat story? I think yes.  

39. I don’t want to grow up and get a job.

40. Break is just a week away, do I do my laundry or just wait for my mom to do it? I’ll just wait, I have enough clean underwear.

41. WTF did I do last night?!

42. Can I get away with not showering today?

43. WHAT AM I EVEN DOING WITH MY LIFE? I DON’T UNDERSTAND.

44. Can I get another wear out of these leggings?

45. Is a double major in biology and philosophy with minors in business and psychology with a concentration in women studies really for me?!

46. Who am I going to be living with next year and where??

47.  This has been the best time of my life.

48.  We’ll definitely have a snow day tomorrow so I don’t need to study.

49. WHY GOD?!?! WHY ARE YOU PUNISHING ME !?!?

50.  I LOVE COLLEGE!