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“Greenback Boogie” by Ima Robot
If youâre like me (in the âknowâ), youâd recognize the title of my article as the title of the Suits theme song, Greenback Boogie by Ima Robot. Suits stars Gabriel Macht as the suave and, dare I say, chic (in the most masculine way possible) mentor to Harvard âalumnusâ and not-so-qualified associate Michael Ross played by Patrick J. Adams. The show is a nine-season legal drama, and though wholly unrealistic, is super fun!
While everyone in my close circle was off having a glamourous summer abroad or enjoying a relaxing three months at home, my life became a three-season legal drama.
With the LSAT only a year out, I came to one hot summer day and realized that A) the clock is ticking and B) everyone is âtoo busyâ or âtoo tiredâ to study, but everyone else is doing it anyways.
After a regrettable experience during the second semester of my sophomore year, I noticed a thick and emotionally heavy brain fog settle over my previously âhustle until you canâtâ grind-set headspace. This summer I was determined to get it back.
I dove into studying headfirst using guidebooks graciously gifted to me by a dear friend and learned a lot about the LSAT, but also about myself.
With plenty of support, inspiration and advice from others studying for the LSAT, current law students, and practicing attorneys I came across on social media, I greenback boogied my way right back into the hustle.
Hereâs what Iâve learned so far, and what I will never forget:
1. Just start and start now.
I found the most painful part of studying to be starting, but really once you settle into your routine, it becomes something you can find sanctuary in.
I work in the service industry, so the last thing I want to do at the end of my shift is talk. I found a lot of peace in the quiet challenge of studying. Also, itâs a legitimate, airtight reason to not be bothered by family for two hours.
The first thing I did was find a notebook and record exactly what I studied and did over the course of an hour.
On my very first night of studying, I spent one hour studying my PowerScore LSAT Reading Comprehension Bible and had ChatGPT create a study program for legalese (legal vocabulary), various cases and their subsequent case briefs, and a study schedule for my books.
I gradually increased the time I spent on each topic and currently spend around two or two and a half hours a day studying.
All you have to do is start.
2. Nervousness is for losers. Intensity wins.
One of the very first things I learned in my prep book was that nervous energy should, or, rather, must, be channeled into intensity in order to achieve success.
You take the test. Donât let the test take you.
Be bold and energetic, and, as crazy as it might sound, enjoy it! Each time you practice, youâre more than likely to learn something new.
3. “I hear voices!”
Chris Young has a great song called âVoicesâ in which he essentially goes over the âvoicesâ in his head which are lessons that the people closest to him have ingrained in his head.
One of the lyrics is âLike, my dad saying, âQuit that team,/and youâll be a quitter for the rest of your life.ââ
This lyric, besides reminding me of my own father who forced (yes, forced) me to play baseball (no, not softball) until I was at least ten, is great LSAT advice.
If you made it to a point where you decided you wanted to practice law in the future and began studying for the LSAT, there is a reason.
Quit now and youâre just a quitter.
4. Eat the frog.
Eating the frog is not only a funny phrase but also a great productivity strategy.
What works for regular folks without an inclination towards the practice of law typically wonât work for those with one, thus rendering the âstart with the small tasks and work your way upâ is not realistic or helpful when studying for the LSAT.
Eating the frog is doing the biggest and most challenging thing first and sorting out the smaller tasks after.
5. Your âflawsâ are nothing of the sort.
Ever been called nosy? Annoying? Loud? Argumentative? Defensive?
Do I have to finish this sentence?
6. Strategy, strategy, strategy.
The key to successfully taking the LSAT is working the LSAT. All prep books will have valuable strategies to help you take the test. Apply them and youâll be unstoppable.
7. Not so useless now, huh?
Where are my English majors and soon to be J.D.âs?
For all of us who have been told that our degree is a waste of money and wonât get us anywhere, congratulations. Law is reading and comprehension on steroids, so use your English talents to your advantage. Read actively like thereâs no tomorrow, write and practice writing.
8. Respect the test.
The last bullet point on my first ever page of notes from my LSAT prep book was a starred phrase:
âRESPECT THE TEST.â
The people who create the LSAT are not dumb. The test is not simple, nor should it be treated as such.
Respect the test makers and respect the test.
9. I don’t have to be the best.
The reason I picked up my test book again after months of it collecting dust in my bookbag is because I realized two things:
1: I donât have to be the best.
2: I wonât be the best, because everyone is the best. Thatâs why weâre taking it.
I realized that I donât have to be the smartest in the room or do better than everyone I know on my practice exams.
I just have to want it more than you.
What I might lack in this study process in pure wit and skill is replaced tenfold by grit, work, mental toughness, and a pure, unadulterated willingness to do whatever it takes to trample everyone else to get what I want.
My dad used to wear a shirt that referenced Skinlessâ 2006 death metal album, âTrample the Weak, Hurdle the Dead.â
Was this the best lesson baby me couldâve picked up from my dad? No, but it is certainly applicable here.
However toxic the mindset is, I know that I must give everything Iâve got to studying and I have to want it the most.
Prepare to be trampled.
The LSAT is not easy. Thatâs the point, but it can be manageable, and you are capable of great success if you believe you are.