Name: Jon Stuckert
Year: Senior
Relationship Status: Single
Hometown: Spring Valley, IL
Major: Exercise Science
Campus Involvement: I go to class on most days and I think I’m in the Kinesiology Club.
Describe yourself in 3 words: Philanthropist, Billionaire, Playboy
Guilty Pleasure: Every time I go home I catch up on about 6 hours of Ghost Adventures. Not particularly proud of that.
Favorite book: I haven’t read a book in, literally, years.
Favorite food: The next time you’re in the Lasalle-Peru area check out Jalapenos, get the chicken nachos, and thank me later.
Favorite superhero: Jesus
Favorite Movie: Anything prefaced by: “Tyler Perry Presents”
Hobbies: Yelling at Cubs relief pitchers, sports that encourage beer drinking, watching terrible horror movies and taking naps.
One thing people don’t know about you: I made Al get down on one knee and beg me to do this interview.
Dream job: I’m not sure what the salary for a professional slow pitch softball player is but… that.
Idol: Bill Murray.
Celebrity crush: Probably Rashida Jones because she’s super attractive but in like an obtainable way. Or Anthony Rizzo
Cook for a girl or be cooked for: Definitely be cooked for. I feel like I don’t even need to explain this one.
Idea of a perfect first date: Summer day at Wrigley with mass quantities of both pleasant conversation and Budweiser.
Traits you look for in a girl: I’m butter if a girl can play music and take care of me when I’m hungover.
Deal Breaker: If she doesn’t laugh at my jokes, it’s not going to work out.
Sexiest thing a girl can wear: I’m a huge fan of those long dresses that are coming into style. If someone figures out a way to throw a summer twist on one of those, look out.