This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at SAU chapter and does not reflect the views of Her Campus.
- Aggressively phoning it in
- Vulnerability is punk
- Nothing is too much, itās just camp
- We could be a little more snicker snack
- Our editorial team would swipe right, but not text first
- Vitamin D engage
- That shot was like a tired kangaroo, out of bounds
- Iām the kind of crazy that saves lives
- Nobodyās gonna buy your shirt if youāre not in the paper
- Can you woman my lemonade?
- Sheās built like a carp
- That horse does a lot of cardio
- It tastes like the idea of a coconut
- Iām just being a dumb fork
- Just donāt pay them. Thatās what I did. See you in Tijuana
- The crab show is on. I canāt be doing this. Itās a new episode and I canāt have all these distractionsĀ
- Why are you so forgiving for potatoes?
- Going to the doctor for the first time in 14 years. Never stop chasinĀ
- When in the clutch moment, pick the disc that matches not only your shirt, but your hair. Make it all match
- Ethics is like an aneurysmā¦ in my brain
- If I die, I will still haunt the narrative
- Should I be considered ethically problematic?
- A girl trying for a manā¦. Never
- You canāt say anything about them being a large mouth bass because thatās a sexy fish. Iām going to call you an alligator gar
- A few hours? You already know Iām about to bust a funky move. Broski you arenāt even prepared for my sock game tomorrow š¤
- Flex on them haters and watch us ball
- But what if it’s not a phase? Cuz hello kitty and pink is a lifestyle
- Sharks are your stingrays
- I like the seeds weāre sowing
- Please donāt let that be my stroke word
- If you donāt have questions, your memoir is gonna suck
- The language is smackinā and weāre snicker snackinā
- Power to the poet