Age/Grade: Sophomore, 19
Hometown: River Vale, NJ
Relationship Status: Single
Major/Minor: Double Art Major
Sports/Clubs/Organizations: (what are you involved in?) Soccer
Maggie Bortner: Okay, so the first question, which I am sure is on everybody’s mind: How do you get your hair to look so good?
Kieran Walsh: What can I say, I woke up like is.
MB: You are definitely flawless. You are also a member of the Sacred Heart soccer team. What would you say are the perks of being on a sports team?
KW: The best part is that it’s an instant brotherhood.
MB: How do you predict the team will do this year?
KW: I don’t see a better team in the NEC. Champions, no less.
MB: How do you spend your free time when you’re not playing soccer?
KW: Teaching the young children of Bridgeport, helping old ladies cross the street, saving cats from trees.
MB: Wow! You must be a local hero around these parts! On that note, who is your celebrity crush?
KW: Candice Swanepoel. She’s so sexy.
MB: I agree completely. So, what qualities do you look for in a girl?
KW: Big booty…
MB: Oh… That’s it? Okay then. Here’s a simple question: What’s your favorite color?
KW: Gold all in my watch.
MB: All gold everything, nice. Tell me, what’s your theme song?
KW: Any Lil Wayne song.
MB: What is your guilty pleasure?
KW: Shoes.
MB: Give me four things you would like to cross off your bucket list.
KW: Stand at the bottom Mount Kilimanjaro, spend a day at the Playboy mansion, attend the World Cup final, and go into outter space.
MB: Very interesting! Finally, what is something no one would ever guess about you?
KW: I don’t wear boxers on the weekends.
It’s safe to say Kieran has all you’re looking for ladies– looks, a sense of humor, AND he’s a Division 1 athlete. What more could you want?