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How to (Savagely) Address the Moans from Above

 

 

A freshman student at Whitman College shared with me her brilliant method of addressing the constant love-making that occurred in the dorm above her. She composed a beautiful, yet savage, poem that she then tact to the door of the noisy lovers:

 

Dearest Gentlemen,

 

To whichever one of you

Who has serenaded our ears

With late-night moaning

And creaking

And love-making cheers

 

We ask not

That you cease

Your breathless carousing 

Carry on

With whatever you think is arousing!

 

But on the other hand

We simply must offer this dare:

Let us see

If you can last

More than five minutes

Up there.

 

Take care!

 

I don’t know about you, but I can’t think of a better way to get someone to pipe down during sex.

~ MW

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Mia Wall

Rochester

Geek in the streets, freak in the sheets. . . and vice versa. 
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