Dear Rhodes,
1.    Thank you for the liberal arts education. As a business major, I was #blessed to take neuroscience this year.
2.    Thank you for the spacious, sprawling, never-ending parking lots on this campus. I never once got a parking ticket. Not even 4. Didn’t put them all in my glove department to make myself forget, either.
3.    Thank you for PBJ and its epileptic carpet. It appears frequently on my Snapchat story since I’m always in there studying really hard/designing my future home on Pinterest, and all my friends from home think it is where I spend every waking moment of my day. Jury’s still out on the accuracy of that.
4.    Thank you for deferring rush. It made for some great Facebook status fights in which I had the opportunity to partake in without actually getting involved. Passively aggressively liking comments was a perfect medium between typing angry novels and not having an opinion at all.Â
5.    Thank you for being really close to Chipotle.
6.    Thank you for being really close to Target.
7.    Thank you for being really close to the Apple Store.
8.    Thank you for falafel in the Rat. Actually, forreal—thank you for that.
9.    And thank you for always looking pretty. The same stones that make up your buildings and come from one designated quarry are aesthetically pleasing yet simultaneously crush my soul, and make me second guess my choice to go to an academically rigorous school. But it’s okay.
10. Thank you for one of the best years yet. Like this title suggests, it almost killed me, but it didn’t. It has one year left to try.
Just like Fall Out Boy says: “Thnks fr th Mmrs”